THIS SITES TEXT ON HELCO, THEY HAVE SOME COOL PICS THERE GO TO:
http://www.creative.net/~sketch/bman.shtml
What we did all weekend defies complete explanation, but here's a taste. Saturday night, after the Helco
stockholders meeting, the crowd progressed through the Gates of Hell to the Helco strip-mall. The skyscraper at
one end is the Helco HQ. The mall was filled with recognizable chain stores/ restaurants/ products. Starfucks
Coffee, SubMit sandwiches, Joe Camel, Col. Sanders-Satan, Mr. Jenkins ghoul, Caca Bell, McChurches, giant
motorized Mc fries, evil Jack (not in-a-box), a cable ran from the top of Helco tower to a neon sign that said
'SCUM CONSUME'. Cerberos (sp?), the three-headed dog entered, breathing fire. A woman plucked YUPPY
skeletons out of the ground and shoved them in a hydraulic press, one after another. Her brutal acts were done
with exaggerated sexuality. An assortment of people and fire-breathing creatures wandered the mall, torching
everything in sight. Soon the whole mall was engulfed in fire. A giant claw picked up flaming bodies and tossed
them about. As the mall burned brightly, a man in a robe scaled the Helco tower with a flare in his mouth. He set
the HQ ablaze and jumped to the wire. He slid down the line as the building exploded into flames, and smashed
through the neon 'consume' sign.